Thursday, February 21, 2008

Who will clean after Bush?


Barak Obama vs. Bill Clinton
(sorry I meant Hillary)

First off, I’m an Obama guy. I don’t have anything against Bill, the guy is good with ladies, he reported a surplus of $559 billion at the end of his presidency, and left office with a 65% approval rating. I keep going back to Bill for some reason, but will she too?

Anyways, just Yesterday (Wednesday the 20th), Obama continued on with his winning streak since SuperTuesday two weeks ago to win Wisconsin and Hawaii with a 58% and 76% respectively, if you haven’t been keeping count, this is his 9th and 10th in a row baby. The guy is on fire. He is taking states with groups that should be going to Clinton like the Whites, the lower class, and the less educated. So what is left for Clinton? I only hope something is. Clinton appears to have disregarded smaller states like Ohio to focus her appetite on the more candidate-rich states like upcoming Pennsylvania and Texas.


This is only a good strategy if you are guaranteed the big states. But is she? I would’ve asked her campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, but the smart lady resigned. If you are dead hungry and the nearest burger joint is 100 miles away, would you stop at the 25 mile mark to get some fries? I would, cause they do add up and if at 100 miles you find the joint closed, Hillary, now you are stuck without a burger(Texas) nor the fries(Hawaii).

Vermont, Texas, Ohio, and Rhode Island are up in 13 days. So let’s wait and see, but as Bill Clinton puts it: Texas loss may mean the end.
I know what you are thinking: What about the old guy? Never mind him, we’ll talk about McCain later. And Huckabee, well he’s too cute to sit in the oval office.
GO OBAMA, "Yes We Can."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious article people !
keep the good stuff coming.
I read this out loud in my office !!!!!!!!

Alex, New York

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Anonymous said...

jajaja

U funny man, real funny.

n u got balls.

It really is true, if Hilary is elected to office, Bill is going to be seving his third term.

Thanks for bring it to light.

Santiago

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA
hilarious...
i showed this to all my friends
this blog is really good...
and amazing article...
really nice way of putting it.. VERY FUNNY
I check this blog almost everyday now... keep it coming...

:)

Anonymous said...

VERY funny article!!!
rumor has it that Bill does not want Hilary to win
he does not want to go back to the white house!!!!